Flattop made the film.

I thought that was the two of them having sex.

Unfortunately, this was the film where Al Pacino suddenly stopped acting. He liked the character of Big Boy Caprice, with all his mad gestures, strange enunciations and crazy expostulations so much, that never played any other character after that. Though, in all fairness, he did drop the prosthetics. I remember…

It was Madonna! MADONNA!

This could have been a great film but Beatty was just a complete void at the centre of the action. He forgot that Tracy was as much a character as the cartoon grotesques that were the villains.

Oh what's your problem now, you weedy little narc?

Oh what's your problem now, you weedy little narc?

Yeah, Casey Affleck. It was a double twist.

Yeah, Casey Affleck. It was a double twist.

I thought she was channelling Katie Hepburn.

I thought she was channelling Katie Hepburn.

'The Magic Pudding' by Norman Lindsay.

'The Magic Pudding' by Norman Lindsay.

Ooooh, I like to dance a little sidestep.

Ooooh, I like to dance a little sidestep.

Fuck her, she was a nut.

Fuck her, she was a nut.

Still no 'Wilfred'? Did I just imagine this excellent, blackly comic series?

Still no 'Wilfred'? Did I just imagine this excellent, blackly comic series?

What do you mean 'Us Jews'? I was referring to Romans. Stop butting in.