“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

Why are these just a limited edition and only in France? These should be included in any Lego set past a certain size/# of pieces.

“You mean you have to use your hands? It’s like a baby’s toy.”

I love everything about this. Sorry son, you can’t go to college. Daddy needs his toys.

Looks expensive. These things aren’t even made for kids anymore are they?