For Asians, a healthy appetite is a charming personality feature. Kind of like an otherwise perfect western female character who is chronically clumsy or comically self-deprecating.

Why is it your favourite game?

So luxe, perfection.

Those hairstyles are so familiar.

"But women announce they're women!"

Snackmaster (if hosting) meets True Nature... once I get the hang of the game.

Hahaha oh King.com ... I remember when their primary "products" were cheap flash games that they'd throw onto Newgrounds or some shit. Never any legitimately quality games. As transparently ridiculous as this suite is though, they did apparently managed to trademark "Candy"...

I play CAH online often (here, if you wanted to try it yourself), with a variety of permutations of the expansion packs; including both the official expansion sets and fanmade sets such as the wildly popular "Rooster Teeth", "Social Gamer", "Cards against Equinity" & "Sodomy Dog's Furry Pack". And when I say wildly…

Wowww weird; I live on this island and we're planning on visiting this museum sometime in February.

Please tell me you aren't considering an article on Kotaku in the same breath as literary classics.

I downloaded Dragon Academy for my iPad 4 on release based on Kotaku's coverage & I've written two reviews now for the Apple Store, neither of which have appeared. If there are "active updates" based on "player feedback", this is the first I've heard of it.

Ugh god, DC is so out of touch with reality it's embarrassing.

My Ex' cousin named her baby Jax, after the League champion. Bleugh.

I seem to recall my Karate instructor stating that the sport was calibrated for competitive/controlled sparring, not so much bareknuckle brawling.

In (Cantonese) Chinese, the polite term for "bathroom" literally translates to "hand-washing room"; only children and plebs would use the term (equivalent to) "toilet/shitter" conversationally. Cantonese is a colloquial slangy street language, so when I say plebs I mean like...beggars and inbred vagrants.

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I'd like to agree with that! But with a corporation as large and influential as Disney, they never protest against being perceived as the "true" arbiter of adaptions — makes it easier to sell trinkets and vacations.

Just out of curiosity, how familiar are you with the original tale? Because I agree with your commentary, especially that children deserve more credit. Which is why it was so frustrating that although Frozen was alright, it was still a reductive imitation. Frankly, Disney could have made something even better…

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I kind of understand what she was trying to convey but the lyrics need more polish.