Pssht. I made these for my kids, and it took 10 mins using leftovers. You just have to have the punchouts. (Punchouts are like stampers)

Also, this was the last time I tried to be creative with his food. Tiny asked for a Hamburger Man, with pickle arms. We didn’t have spears, so I had to use chips. Then everyone asked why the Hamburger Man had boobs, and why he was topless, and I quit being fancy with my kid’s food.

These people are assholes, but Lunchables are actually terrible. They’re low on nutrients and very high in sodium and saturated fat. And they’re not cheap. I grew up with a working single mom and ate a lot of fast food as a result. I am still drawing breath, too, but that doesn’t mean all those chicken mcnuggets I ate…

I am really jealous of people who can make stuff like that and have their kids actually eat it. Also, the day I give my kid a skewer is the day I start saving up for his glass eye. He inherited my coordination. Mr Picky had peanut butter and honey for lunch, my other two had watermelon and rice krispies. I had a…

So, gonna be a bit of a devil’s advocate on this one. My niece was unrelentingly picky about her lunches for her first year of school, so my sister went to instagram with her and started looking at pictures of lunches, telling my niece to point out the ones she’d eat. Inevitably they all ended up being the cutsey…

Wait, what? Am I reading wrong? I thought the adoption went through and she adopted her daughter...

The medical term for miscarriage is spontaneous abortion. A D&C is the procedure used for both elective abortion and for incomplete spontaneous abortion - there’s not some other way of doing it for women who wanted their babies than there is for women who don’t.

Its actually a pretty spot on narrative.

It says that the new CEO has cut their wages in half and reneged on previous agreements for a XMas bonus. They have a right to be pissed.

Don’t you know? Vaccines are full of aborted babies, chemtrails, Jade Helms and tiny shredded Confederate Flags. Also scary black people. And gay hormones that make people gay. It’s like everything that makes far right conservative and religious nuts clutch their pearls, right their in a single shot.

Why not get a real job while pretending to be at school so you can move the fuck out and tell your parents that they can’t control you anymore? I did that. Except I went to a real school and then really graduated but worked a real job the entire time so I couldn’t have them hold any financial stuff over my head.

Introverted doesn’t mean hermit. Or shy. Or lacking confidence.

Gregariousness does not necessarily ‘get shit done’. There are plenty of us introverts getting all the shit done while the extroverts are chit-chattin and shit. We don’t need no stinkin Kaffeeklatsch to get our work done, pal.

The problem comes when extroverted people berate their children, friends, and acquaintances for being abnormal and inadequate, according to the false standard that extroversion is “normal” and introversion is “antisocial” and diseased....which frequently leads to introverted people growing up to feel inferior and…

So, like, why not just move out. You’re over 18, you have “jobs.” They literally can’t stop you. Rent an apartment, pack your things, and leave. Then you can do whatever you want.

So public places are just for adults? Seriously? Being a child is unavoidable. You have to do it. It’s like being black in public. Or old. Or gay. Or disabled. It’s a thing you’re allowed to be. That’s no excuse for misbehaving, but since being a child is allowed, children should be held to the standard of a normal…

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

Next to where you search for items in the Amazon app, they use some dark magic to search for producs on their site based on the tag. It’s a wonderful way not to get ripped off.

That seems to be a sentiment opposite Dodai's point, which was not, "but gee isn't there something prurient and shocking about nudity all along, really?" Rather it was, "this is not shocking or raunchy, it is boring and unimaginative."

This is great. Thank you for avoiding the cliché, repeated ad infinitum on this site, that any criticism of an "artist" like Cyrus for her sartorial choices is somehow "slut shaming," no matter the thoughtful commentary that goes into it. I don't care if these women want to show off their enviable figures. But as you…