I tell folks that shit all the time. After awhile, they thought I was hatin. And then who makes cutsey terms for fucking after 25? I’m not cutting, I’m not giving 12 play no bump n grind: I’m asking if she’s my girlfriend: wanna have sex? Simple as that. R Kelly has always catered to girls. ALWAYS.

God damn this sick, child molesting bastard to the pit of Hell!

Maybe he’s talking about a distant planet full of pedophiles...

“As long as I got the ball, the world is on defense.”

Hell, this is what happens when you make U, V and W into all separate letters.

Well, that is Latin and should not be pronounced like that.

Your petty facts and evidence are never going to hold up in the court of Hurt White Feelings and Discomfort with Reality. Just sayin’. /s

This is up there with the prosperity gospel people who think Jesus hated poor people and really loved money. 

I can’t even fathom what it’s like to live life without any shame whatsoever.

Yup.

I suppose it’s something like - if you never admit wrongdoing, concede one single point and just continue shouting and barging through life without pause, never letting up for a single second and never sitting still long enough to form any actual ethical system beyond being right at any and all costs, after a couple…

Assholes like these guys don’t read anything beyond memes. They’re reactive instead of proactive, which requires a lot less in terms of critical thinking and general effort.

If I am being totally honest, sometimes I am a little jealous of these people who just have zero shame. How easy life must be for them.

I can’t even fathom what it’s like to live life without any shame whatsoever. I get a typo wrong in an email at work and I’m kicking myself all the way home. This dude and the other dude in the white house just spout off easily disprovable historical facts and instead of being like ‘my bad’ they’re like ‘easily…

I’m pretty sure he never said, “I have a dream we will make continuous references to people’s sexuality and whether they’re white or not... oh, and capitalism is bad too..”

Speaking of NRA, their last tweet was made 7 hours ago (as of this posting) about a group of Colorado residents filing suit against the city of Boulder after they passed a local ordinance that banned the possession of “commonly owned semi-automatic firearms.”

Out of hundreds of millions of votes cast, we get one voter fraud conviction and we need to pass laws that “accidentally” disenfranchise millions of voters nationwide, but this is the price of freedom.

Reminds me of this episode of Always Sunny:

“Other qualifications we’d accept include: snake wrangler, overly intense little league Dad shouter, or at least 6th prestige on Call of Duty.”