Only if we’re still going to the docks to throw empty bottles at the Portuguese stevedores afterward. 

That’s only on Wednesdays, sorry. There’s so much hate and fucked-uppedness to go around, you can’t fit it all in everyday. You have to pace yourself.

Can’t we just go back to the good old days where a respectable man could kiss his wife goodbye in the morning when he leaves for work, rape his secretary at the threat of firing and public humiliation after having a few drinks in the office, meet the boys down in darkie-town for a few beers and a rip-snorting lynching…

Finally! I was a little afraid that there wouldn’t be a clapback this week.

Allow me to counter. Stephen Hawking is a man celebrated for his intelligence, but if he just left all of the physics behind and decided that he suddenly wanted to be a deep sea salvage diver, he would be just as unqualified as this person and his decision would be just as idiotic. Despite his mental attributes, he…

So this is our lives now. This is the distillation of the Framers’ endeavors. This is the logical conclusion of mob rule democracy and the end of the grand experiment. Drink it in, people. DRINK. IT. IN. I think we should pool our pennies so we can send the Ocher Ogre a fiddle and some matches

Maybe the goddamn robots should hurry up and take over this shit. It seems like they are a far sight better than letting any meatbags stay in charge of things.

What the fuck is wrong with people? Why did he and whomever was recording think this was something that needed to be preserved on film. I wish somebody would have made them eat that damn belt, and then the shaver, and then broken glass or his own teeth. I’m not picky.

Why does his face look like a balled-up fist, though?

The term has always been in bad taste, but I guess it’s finally found it’s niche as a literal definition of a real thing instead of just a weak deflection tactic. Who would have thought that Nazism would still be an actual thing in 2017?

It has become very clear that not only are these white folk mostly on some other shit, but that I have NO IDEA how much more important white supremacy is to white supremacists than literally everything else.

*Inhales deeply*

Wow. Just Wow.

Some men just want to watch the world burn...

This killed me. It’s especially funny out of context.

The virtue of my countrymen hath been besmirched! Besmirched, I say. I shall not abide this transgression and shall respond in kind.

I think everybody in here ready to knuckle up when somebody start clowning their food

Oh NO. I’m not making an argument for voting for a child molester, but I do recognize that saying that our guy is just not a monster is a weak play, and that I would be foolish to think that this will ever be a situation where I don’t have to choose between an obviously horrible person and one that is slightly less…

 That’s not real food. It’s obviously a lie, or horrible joke of some kind.

I say, maybe we store all the guns used in shootings like this in the NRA chairman’s descending colon. No, not the anus, they need to be secure, and preferably immediately after firing them just to make sure they still work. When they are shoved in, someone should tell him that their heart goes out for him, but there…