sweetpotatosam
Sweet Potato Sam AKA Hemmed Up: Britches Get Stitches
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I think all this talk of sexual harassment and molestation is clouding the real issues. No, not wealth distribution, healthcare, nuclear war, or race. We’re still ignoring all those. I’m trying to cut to the heart of the REAL matter.

When you have a little dick and can’t deal, you overcompensate by being a bigger dick..

Apparently, being afraid is a fundamental aspect of being a police officer. Afraid of that kid? Shoot on sight. Though you smelled weed? Terminate with prejudice. Got called somewhere and there’s only a black person when you arrive? Better them than you? Somebody clue you in on good info? Get them kicked the fuck out.

It’s good for me to learn anything I can about our ancestors. I have always envied people who could trace their genealogy back for a long way. My family tree is pretty much a branch that fell off and ends when I get to “was a slave.” I want to hear their stories even if they are full of tears, suffering, and

If I were a soulless homunculus, I’d recommend that the correct response to the opiod “crisis’ would be a war.

“You’re right, Boi Blunder,” Exclaimed Florida Man as he adjusted the shoulder of his costume’s stained wife-beater. “Only the greatest High School Detective could have figured out that Black Rando set the heart-shaped fire at you ex-”

That dude is wearing a cowboy hat. Nothing good comes of black men in cowboy hats outside of Blazing Saddles.

Florida Teen, side-kick to the Infamous Florida Man, foils Black Rando’s Dastardly Plot(TM) to commit nonsensical and childish mayhem. all while teaching his annoyingly willful ex-girlfriend a lesson.

I don’t know if I’m more horrified or furious about this. I know that it’s wrong of me, but I wish inescapable and torturous suffering on the coward that can do this.

People from all races and creeds can come together to make a black scapegoat. We are the greatest unifiers.

Safe words, ideally, are both easy to say while, umm.... engaged, and not something that normally comes up in conversation so that it’s clear that the true intention is to stop and not role-playing as wanting to stop. If the submissive party is not able ro speak, other arrangements are usually made to ensure safety.

Dunning-Krueger is always in full effect when amateurs try their hand at diagnosing mental health issues. There’s a whole lot of armchair psychiatrists

Disgusting.

I know this isn’t the usual context, but...

I expected to find a point of contention, but no lies detected. These entries are all abominations in the sight of all that is pizza.

Some people’s grown-ass children...

I guess we can’t rock, then. I don’t fuck with fries, and I never order them. To be fair, I don’t fuck with McDonald’s outside of McFlurrys and pies.

Why couldn’t he have just woken the person up?

Don’t over think it. You don’t need to worry so much about appealing to others. A good attitude lends itself to that on it’s own. If you genuinely focus on your enjoyment and not just looking like you are having fun, it’ll happen organically. If you worry about appearances too much, it won’t ring true because worry is

Not even the bad guys want to be called out as “the bad guys.” Everyone wants to protect their appearance of virtue.