Why did my mind say “crack house” instead of “trap house” at first. Damn you, Freud!

Being kind of a bitch to get the money is the self-esteem hit.

“Be a frothing white supremacist, there’s a future in it...”

I’m sensing a lot of conflicting emotions in the comments. I’m going to take a side on this by invoking the Batman rule No. 38. I am then going to go full hypocrite and totally negate my own argument soon after.

Thanks again, Michael. I look forward to this every week. I need to be able to occasionally laugh about how truly horrible people are inside. The Clapback Mailbag is a soothing balm for my soul.

Power has always been the issue.

So, basically all the entire population of Black Lives in America are worth is 100 Million. There’s more than 300 Million black folk in the US (Agressive Rounding), so we each equal about 30 cents, or so. Actual slaves sold in America costed more per head than that.

It probably won’t change your views, but I’ll share my experience.

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!?

And all shitbird.

They don’t love America. They love themselves, and, by extension, their vision of America that reflects what they see as virtue. They don’t love America when people use the rights they are promised. They don’t love America when the systems that were built in to keep America from becoming tyrannical act as they were…

Some people have certain... appetites. Hey, It’s not my place to tell him how to get down.

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While “playing doctor” is part of normal child development, who is leaving their infant alone with a 7 year-old? You don’t think that’s cause for any concern? If she was male and masturbating in the bed with a younger sibling, I would be equally taken aback. I don’t see how calling this molestation affects other…

Or a furnace.

Maybe we’ve got it all wrong, maybe he’s not overcompensating for his own penis anxiety.

I actually didn’t recall who Lena Dunham was. One Quick Google Later....

Maybe if you don’t warn him first... Or you could go the Insecure route.

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