This is what gets me about victim-blamers and deniers. If Terry Crews can be put in a situation like that, why is it unbelievable for women to be in a situation where they can’t say no or fight back?  

It’s the Nigger Rule in full effect. It states:

I didn’t make this. I stol’d it. My eyes can’t go through that many Trump pictures. The man looks like a balled up orange sock with a Cat-hair wig.

You mean “extreme vetting?” I thought they had all the Extreme vetting services tied up with denying entry to Radical Muslims and Gnarly Arabics? They don’t have time for the President’s Tubular Tweets.

Great article. I will definitely refer to some of these points when I debate this at work. There’s only one teeny-tiny problem.

So Haddish is “too crass,” but Schumer is “brave?” Like the author, no shade here, but i’m appalled by how apparent stuff like this is.

It doesn’t make sense because you are looking at it through the lens of logic, my friend. It’s never going to add up.

We actually took a page from the Citrus Czar’s presidential playbook. Prepare for something that’s going to happen over and over in advance so you can always have a suitable response ready. I guess we’re a bit better at implementation than “Orange you Glad I Tweet Teh Bestest”

Maybe he could get the flu and be holed up for a few days. That, or optimism.

Maybe somebody should make a fake Trump twitter handle and say things that an actual human would say! That would be some high-level fucking satire right there.

Maybe he should have used the “Nothing We Could Do” Macro instead. Then again, there’s also the “Too Early to Politicize This,” that’s a crowd-pleaser. It’s still to early for him to use the “Close The Borders” one that’s his fave.

I agree with you, but I worry how long will it take for him to get Urkel Status where he fucks up horribly and no one reacts outside of playful light chiding.

I get so much use from this one! Reset the counter!

I am awed that you still believe in humanity enough to think that their conscience has any bearing over their actions. Please do not lose that, I’m afraid I already have. I know it comes off sarcastic, but i’m really not trying to be.

... Decepticons?

(spits soda all over phone)

The funny thing is that you want to be the center so very badly. I don’t hate you or any other person. I do suffer under white supremacists, though, so it is wierd that white people seem to be so forgetful when it comes to the past. Also, black folks are ALWAYS representative of our race because we are seen as…

If I did those things and then claimed to have invented them, then, yes, I would be guilty. Don’t try to own what is not yours. That is the difference between misappropriation and appreciation, but it is obvious that reading isn’t a strong point for you, since the question clearly designated consternation at people…

I guess they’re done thinking about the children. Once again, Pro-Life, but fuck-em once they’re here.

THAT was the reason? I had so many others!