Poor Tiff Maples. She heard that there were Tiffany signs around Trump Tower and got so excited her daddy was finally recognizing her - then she found out they were from a jewelry store.

But if I don’t wear a necklace that says “TIFFANY AND CO” on it, how will people know how “rich” I am???!?

(un)popular opinion: Tiffany & Co. sucks. One word: BASIC.

Dear People of New York City,