@johnnyabnormal: You make my point. Learning to cook is impossible without knowing how to cook because all instructions are inexact and there are heaps of small rules of thumb which you have to absorb in order to not mess things up. Thus my comment.

@johnnyabnormal: Ugh, another cooking snob.

@Billybird: I had to think about that one for a bit, but I did laff eventually.

@WFROSE: So worthless that you just had to write a response, one with nothing that answered my point, just a fairly lame attempt at an insult, which means you have no answer, which means you agree with me.

@junior ghoul: What insult? I can really insult you if you'd like to find out what it actually feels like (tip: not pleasant).

@ModernBawhair: I think yu mean "Wank Different"

I just tried to type something critical about Apple in this comment box on my MacBook and it wouldn't post!

@WFROSE: Wow, do you buy Monster Cables, because I have a very special $300 HDMI/DVI converter I'd like to sell you.

@MaQ: Next time, to justify any (unjustifiable) purchase, frame it in terms of (women's) shoes and they will know better than to argue with you.

@junior ghoul: If you're serious you have to argue the point, not the man, or in this case company. "Apple Tax" isn't an argument. "Overhyped, oversized iPod, iPad" is an argument. I hate the iPhone/iPad but love my MacBookPro, there are no camps, just products. Also if you admit you are childish and then tell me that…

@blehbleh13: Maybe he's French-Canadian.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: It's been law for 10 years.

@junior ghoul: The anti-Apple dogma is just as bad as the pro-Apple dogma, not buying Apple just means you possibly waste your money on something less suitable. Grow up and buy the best product for the job that has the best value.

@MaQ: It a good thing the fans blows, cause your wife aint gonna no more.

@Schalliol: When I first saw this product, I thought: meh. Then I got addicted to kenetic scrolling on my new MacBook and I keep on trying to do kinetics with my mouse wheel. I'll buy in on the first day it comes out.

@pctiger: That's hilarious, Gizmodo is a joke because they took on Apple? Obviously all media should kiss Apple's arse, lest you call them a joke.

I bought this expensive iPhone and all I got was a cheap bumper.

@jblues: I'm going to line up at the Apple store so I'm first get mine chopped off!

At a certain point, when an artist has a level of credibility, they can say anything they want, and it's ok.

@zenmoused001: Yeah, I'm one of those people, and I'm 43. But I've mastered the art of keeping it my pants. Or I'm pathetic. You choose.