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At least Rachael Ray has a sense of humor. In response to all the hatred, the chef simply posted a recipe for…. lemonade!

Can you imagine this flabby orange oaf lying on top of you, sweating, arrhythmically thrusting for three minutes, until he rolls off you, inadvertently scratching you with his oversize, gold Rolex and you notice he never took his black socks off?

Seconded - Peggy is the bestest bad-ass.

Yes i am a woman, Ibleed my own blood.

“Black folks tear each other down all the time, it’s not something she invented but does a great job of continuing.” Dude, what? Come on, you serious? Let’s not fall into that trap of saying how terrible Black people are, so this one Black person shouldn’t be called on her shit. She is purposely mean-spirited,

Who keeps ungreying this guy? This is a grossly inappropriate derail.

Go fuck yourself.

looks like Bernie’s hitting the sauce again - that dismiss button is handy for tucking these guys in for their own protection.

I’ve got to go with #DoesHeLickItFromTheFrontToTheBack. Cuz I just can’t deal with another UTI right now.

It sounds utterly dreadful to me. I saw a trailer last night and was wondering what was supposed to make me want to see the movie, because, srsly, I got nothing.

Screw these haters I find you adorable

She did have a relationship with Bowie so maybe it was a shoutout. REMEMBER THESE?

As an atheist I would argue that prayers never work, but that's not the fault of the prayer giver and they should be thanked.

Daaaamn. She picked all the right genes to inherit.

Aha. (Thank you). Ev(e)a Amurri?

Flandler

Both are terrible.

Bobby Flay/Chelsea Handler: least likable couple ever?

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I will never be able to hate Sofia Vergara after her reaction to the mean tweet she read on Kimmel.

So I’m going to quote Mary Elizabeth Williams over at Salon....she says (to Kayne) “And seriously, man, if you have issues with women who use their sexuality to advance their careers, you sure picked an interesting family to marry into.” found here