The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

Okay, so according to this I'm a "thrill seeker". Then it suggests to "constantly set deadlines". Okay... but if the deadline doesn't really mean anything (that is, it is a self-imposed arbitrary deadline), as opposed to a deadline with a real consequence (filing your taxes on time, doing a project for an…

Which category am I in if I simply think video games are more fun than work?

Ahhh proof you've never been to Los Angeles, the beaches are cloudy months at a time. "June Gloom".

Kelly: The girl you wanted to fuck.

Back in the late '90s, I was in the Balkans with the U.S. Army and had to do escort duty for a USO tour. It was a couple of NFL cheerleaders, some middlingly popular starlet whose name I forgot about six seconds after she left, and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins. I was a tad out of the SBTB demographic at the time, so I…

Nope, everyone loved and still loves Saved By The Bell. You must of been more of a Blossom type of kid.

No character profile on Kelly? You jealous dick.

When writers write words they are using the words they learned to paint a word picture of the story they are telling thru their words.

I got halfway through, got bored, started scrolling, thought to myself, holy freaking shit, saw a paragraph that started with "I feel..." where I thought the point would be, saw it wasn't, and kept scrolling to the comments. Get over yourself. You're not the opposite of a moron just because you read this shit.

Length is definitely an issue if you are trying to become a sportswriter. In terms of writing in general, length is an issue if the writer repeats themselves or uses space that does not support the overarching point of the article. I'd say that the writer is guilty of doing both.

As others have noted, length is a significant problem with this piece. He quotes fucking Chris Cornell.

I read the thing. It's just too long. I totally believe a more effective form of this post could have been written at half the length.

Thank you. This thing was WAY longer than it had to be and not particularly revelatory.

At almost 9000 words, it could have used an abstract.

You guys must have been sheer hell on the editors at B/R.

I read this whole article looking for the list. Damn you and your clickbait.

So that's what mannschaft means.

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."