Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

The only thing that Mo’Nique is right about is that the powers that be simply do not like her, and they can afford to keep on disliking her. They do not like her in a can, they do not like her in a pan, they do not give one single goddamn. And neither do I. I cannot shout this from any higher mountaintop.

I thought this was going to be some weird version of noodling, but with idiots using their penis to attract fish. Instead it is simultaneously a heartwarming story of how a mother and daughter can talk about anything and a truly disturbing tale about how a mother and daughter can talk about anything.

*sigh*

Yep. There are very few men in my network that would get an automatic defense.

And what really more can be said about people so invested Ciara’s unhappiness — and the perpetual unhappiness of other black women who happen to have children with men they are no longer in relationships with (which is really what this is all about)

Because we’ve never gone after Black women for weaves, wigs or perms.

 What? You mean the way Black women have been stifled by society and told their curls were ugly and barbaric in order to force them to try to achieve straight hair is not the same as someone losing a bet and getting “dreads” without any context to tradition or history or anything besides that they look cool. That’s…

ride hot for the dick
fuck leviathan, all headshots for the dick
give my loot for the dick
have it if you want it honey, all exotics

Damn. My first time I’m back on here in like, forever, and I so happen to tune into the reaction/spoiler post about a ‘controversial’ post I missed out on reading. Talk about poor timing. *sigh*

This is really good satire. I like the way you obliquely critique absentee fathers by leaving them completely unmentioned: invisible, but omnipresent trash.

(I dare someone to tell me what Tiffany and Kelli do for a living or how any of them became friends)

Woot! Nailed it in ONE.

oh, bless your heart & healing hands. I can’t do pre-work work. Especially that early. kiss my whole ass, sent me the minutes.

Want to add to that #1a subsection. The “cool/ultra bougie/Uncle Tom (Tina) other black person”. Being that they are the only black person in the department,etc they have been getting all the attention and petting from their white coworkers because they are so not like what MSM/family/friends have told them that black…

Power must be taken, it is never given. - William Powell

PRO TIP: Black folks don’t care about being called a racist. Also, black folks don’t care about being called anything BY a racist. Now quit giving me so many replies to dismiss, attention whore. I won’t highlight your dumb comments no matter how much you beg.

What kind of sadistic monsters do you work for? That is DMV-level wickedness.

I need out the grey