What- Is this cocaine for ants?!?

We (4-5 20 yr old dudes) watched a neighbors dog while they moved and got settled in (Texas, very far). We had a cat. Roommate comes in- “I think Doggo is eating Catto’s poop”. Rest of us-“Nooooo, gross, noooo”...

You just say anything, “sub beef-for-beans”. They get it.

Last time I had Taco Bell was in a Honda Fit, in March.

Sooooo now I have to order a bean burrito w/ sour cream and queso and lettuce and tomatoes and cheese (I don’t like the guac) or something? I mean if that’s what they want me to do. I should probably write that down on my dashboard lest I forget at 2:00 AM.

420 calories, *sigh* I’m gonna miss that thing.

Is it just me or does LMP2 need to go? Seriously 5 teams, usually 2-3 finish a race, and when you’ve got 4 classes running most weekends it just takes up track space.

How is this superior to Frontrunner racks, Yakima’s modular system or Thules? It seems like any other closed-ecosystem rack accessory.

You seen his paintings lately? I bet he’s cool.

I was perplexed why they said FX show.

Yeah they need to put that tandem seat setup to better use.

Where does this mesh w/ the other FWD (Renault Megane RS, Civic Type R) hatches? If it could beat them in performance numbers that would be redeeming at that price point; as would an AWD or RWD variant.

Ahhhh... A decision made by forming consensus among all committee members. That always ends well.

Yea those features looked pretty cool, especially if those maps are available to you offline or where you can’t get a signal.

They said above that it wasn’t full rinse-outable because of the touchscreen.

Yea nobody has touched on what the price of this would be- A well optioned Rubicon gets north of 50, swiftly. The SRT Grand Cherokee starts at 70. I don’t think this would start to get up towards there, but at least low 60's.

I was going to make a joke about gated manual gate-keeping, like: “Besides the only true manual is a gated manual...”

Yep, that dude is pretty fit.

I had both a 911 Targa and a 924 back in the 80's let me tell you- The 928 had better proportions and was way more fun to race. A far as the rest of my Micro-Machines collection goes the 924 was only second to my Stingray Corvette.

Nightmare fuel- for some reason both the Holland tunnel and the Lincoln tunnel give me THE FEAR when driving through them post 9-11. Boston’s tunnel maze to Logan Airport sucks for me too, only because I could not imagine a worse scenario than being stuck in a collapsed tunnel with the water rising than in Boston with…