Falls the same time as 30k of rocks... in space!

Leeroooy Jenkins!

Yea that was the written equivalent of rolling coal, and I despise Tesla.

I saw one in Bethesda MD, the Badlands Mountains of Bethesda. It might of well been Wisconsin. Yeah- Wisconsin Avenue in Bethesda. It was raining but the sun was out... traction control on fleek. I knew right away full robot driving was enabled- it was headed right for me. As the light became closer, it more and more…

“Go to a track, follow some basic rules...”

blame it on the al-al-al-alcohol. That’s gotten me out of soooo many mistakes with my job.

And Scrooge was smart enough to invest in enough gold to make a mountain of it so he can go skiing on it indoors. IIRC that was in the 90's and at todays market rates holy cow!

Right, because LEO’s are going to have a much easier time “snatching them up” after you let them go back to the compound. See Amon Bundy, Randy Weaver/Ruby Ridge etc etc.... I think that the “oh we’ll just snatch ‘em up later” thing is not a thing when you’ve got the subject right there.

I have driven through Bakersfield- truth!

They hafta go around to the houses in their new neighborhood and identify themselves as an idiot.

Awesome, and in court when prompted to offer an explanation for the use of non-lethal force, the officer can legit say “for clicks and lulz”....

My mom used to say “it’s coming out of his ears” whenever somebody would give her the run around or something.

“You tried to haul a quarter pound in the back?”

Yea but-

Went to see him a few years back with my dad and my girlfriend, he sang this but.... what a lecherous creep. He kept leering/ making weird eye contact with my girlfriend (20's F) during his set, we almost left. Fucking old ass loser.

Ah yes, that early 90's hit “Entitled Rich Douchebag Angst” lols

I heard rear-view mirrors were banned over there

“Given how long it has been since it was debuted, it should be having its mid cycle refresh later this millenia...” 🤣

CP: Freebird To Heaven

The new Defender 90- that’s a “coupe” in 2024.