@trs: I would say making a phone out of glass when you know what the properties of glass are is a design flaw.

Here's a thought: Quit making mobile devices that are slipped in and out of pockets, sat on, tossed on the table/couch/car seat/desk constantly on a daily basis out of glass.

That's why I don't eat it if it doesn't have a bone.

@Ian Logsdon: I wouldn't mind it if he spoke with a little more reserve, the way someone in his position should speak. Not that he has to be 100% stiff, but he could tone it down.

That is a good friend indeed. Pretty cool knob.

I really wish that guy would shut the fuck up. I swear he's worse than a goddam fanboi.

@geekymitch: Deal, but report back here if anything comes of this, I'd like to learn something myself.

@geekymitch: " certain parodies of trademarks may be permissible if they are not too directly tied to commercial use. The basic idea here is that artistic and editorial parodies of trademarks serve a valuable critical function, and that this critical function is entitled to some degree of First Amendment protection."

@geekymitch: Be sure to listen carefully while your legal department explains the concept of "parody" to you.

I will not have it.

@Cintax: No, it's the best. Steve said.

@TDizzleFoRizzle: Oh, Apple addresses their "issues". They just tell you that you don't need that feature. At least until they include that feature. Which of course they do that particular feature better than anyone else.

@microinjectionist: pffffft. I don't need a keyboard to play Angry Birds, old man!!!

@Xsjado: Find a mexican store that has imported mexican Coke, or you can try and find some Dublin Dr Pepper. Both are made with sugar and both are delicious!

@TheMightyTexMex: That right there makes zero sense.

The ULTIMATE showdown will happen next year when HP releases their webOS tablet. Until then, these guys are merely pretenders!

@liftedngifted1: Mainly because Pepsi is gross.

That's okay, Giz, don't get up. I'll find a link to the video.

Crikey!

Why do I giggle when I read that headline?