this ain't sesame streetview, baby - this is real life out here.

are you fucking insane?

just FYI Kerry Kilos calls KC home, and has turned it into the cocaine capital of the central timezone. that being said...KC and surrounding area honestly excluded - Missouri as a state has been a waiting racial powder keg.

50 cent ain't shit - he built his hip hop career trashing rappers that had built their own success, in his music - thereby leaching off their fame to achieve his own. and now he is applying the same business model to some bullshit beats knockoff.

the deep pearl white exterior gloss on the Audi seemed to glisten with an electric wetness. i reached out my hand to open the door - hesitated - then removed my sunglasses and leaned my face very close to the paint for a closer study. "amazing ain't it?" - i heard behind me. i turned to see a chiseled man in a…

that one spoke to you, did it? - well it's the classic bookend revenge/avenge literary motif used again and again, but yes - this one does seem to have a crispness to the imagery...there is something very appealing to a lot of us about the Mediterranean Basin.

shout out to anyone who would get cray high in college and watch cartoons on mute with their favorite rap album on....shit was live.

picture me - silhouetted beneath a lonely streetlamp juxtaposed against the hot summer night, focused on the Ave. with the goddamned beefy heat protruding prominently from my waistband. so stoically pensive and still - it's almost startling when i raise my hand to pull the cigarette from my lips and ash it.

there is, but you have to sacrifice your fist-born to toggle it.

you are a twat to any handle, in any language...at any time, baby. now watch out while i spend this money.

no, it was my college BAND, and we broke up citing creative differences

i came through and topped off the gas tank with the top off....so sorry if that's a little off-topic.

twat did you say?

if my calculations are correct, we should be able to liquefy crayfish niches and spray it directly into kim kardashian's gyrating asshole to cure kanye west's narcissistic neurosis. this process will also create Cristal Champagne as an inert byproduct.

coincidentally, "gore trolls" was the name of our opening act.

if my calculations are correct, we should be able to liquefy crayfish niches and spray it directly into kim kardashian's gyrating asshole to cure kanye west's narcissistic neurosis. this process will also create Cristal Champagne as an inert byproduct.

i had a band in college called "the ewok scream" and we would play guerrilla shows in Montgomery Ward electronic sections around the nation.

i wonder if i were to shoot michael shannon with a michael shannon cannon - if it wouldn't create a chain reaction that would fission into infinite energy that would save us all.

i want a michael shannon cannon so i can shoot awkward roles across america.

if you want to hear the voice of the streets, then listen to Sam Elliot read my post catalog in its entirety.