I have a feeling in twenty years my wife will be yelling at me not to eat chocolate anyways.

@National Sarcasm Society: Haha me too!

Here, have a relevant image to the story. It looks very similar to the second image in the post.

@chefgon: I don't know your particular situation but I always like to plug t-mobiles pay as you go style plan. It's just like their subsidized plans but you pay full price for your phones while getting a lower monthly rate.

@ForthyGoodness: I prefer the bottom as well so I can put my phone in my pocket top first.

@Non-Engineer: With a wireless g-spot..;)

Is it me or does that base..

yes.

@Dartimous: No it doesn't at all and that's why I wasn't going to say anything about it :D

@RockyRan: This.

@Dartimous: I'm aware of the differences between USB and Lightpeak,

Ah, somewhere some suit is making these decisions I swear.

GARBAGE DAY!!

@AndroidTeamStrike: This x10000

@maddog050: We're talking about NERDS MAN!

Yes..Grab it by the top to make sure it doesn't make that awful sound.

@Mavlis: Yes.

Do gizmodo commentors ever have anything good to say?

No need for me to explain my theory again..but one day phone will replace all our personal computers.

@SQLGuru: Same. I always check the comments because surely someone has posted what I'm about to say.