The shadow, darker than its surroundings, has now been deported.

And also Obama recognized there wasn’t enough good intelligence to move ahead. He actually thought about it. Not saying his other go-aheads were always wise, but he evidently thought about it. The fact that military officials are leaking how rash this was lets you know— it was dumb and reckless.

My 80's kid self was so hoping that he would say “O-TAY!!” when he did the gesture at the end.

The only appropriate ring for Ed Sheeran is one dropped into Mount Doom.

That’s the darkest message of horse-related violence since Daniel Radcliffe was going Full Monty on Broadway.

Much, much better than his Urkel pop-and-lock.

He’ll happily play catch with his wife.

Hey Officer Krupke...be a father figure to John Wall and make him stop dancing!!

This silence left the community with only hypotheticals.

His blazer game bananas!

Lacked venom. — Michael Jordan

Please run against Elizabeth Warren, Curt. You’ll totally win and do yourself proud!

A: Splice, splice!

That group looks like the final iteration of Zion, whose denizens were so bored and unskilled apart from making earth-tone clothing that the Matrix just didn’t even bother wiping them out.

Ooh we got to see an exposed Detroit.

One of feminism’s long-standing contributions to political and social theory has been resisting the abstraction away from relationships, exposing the Man of Reason— a pure logical individual, who treats the world in abstraction from any emotional attachments— as a destructive fantasy.

“I wonder if people like her have any awareness of how demented they sound when they say, ‘Shit like this.’”

Is your nephew in Brazil or something, Hope?

It looks like a timelapse shot of Toad undergoing Michael Jackson’s procedures of the 80's.

It’s the same myopia that many other teams have suffered. As Boston Red Sox fans said back in the day (and now can still ruefully quote), “What would we do with Willie McGee?”