Getting to see a black child and black players measured against a gorilla in terms of survival and worth must be a dizzying jubilee for white trash.

I wouldn’t have said it until the last ten years or so, but the 1981 NCAA title to the Heels over IU. Because fuck those sunts Isaiah Thomas and (especially) Bobby Knight.

I think the sheer existence of Las Vegas is testament to how deeply deluded Americans are about rolling the dice on our future. Clinton can win through an appeal to competence, but I’d like her to demolish Joffrey, King of Casinos, First Judge of Sleaze Pageants, by speaking to the very real sense that our…

Jordan also cries at one point.