I challenge you to find anyone that loves anything as much as Kurkjian loves baseball

It's just waiting for its gun background check to go through.

What if I bring crab dip, with a knife? That might work for me.

You know who’s fun at parties? The guy who brings the knife-wielding crab, that’s who.

I don’t get it. Is it a hoax or not a hoax? It looks to me like the crab has a knife. I don’t think anybody expected the crab to pick up a knife and start defending itself... wait... no... yeah, I totally expect a large portion of the american populous to believe that is totally what happened.