Forgive me, but I DON'T count it as "saved from drowning" if they didn't effing survive.

@eben: Of course you have full bars. You're using your own internet to help you get coverage. Careful with those 3G data plans, though....

I like Peter Serafinowicz. He makes me laugh. :o)

He can try to take away gun rights, freedom of speech, and let illegal aliens reap the benefits that we worked for.....

@MrEvil: Haven't you seen all the articles floating around lately?

@kylecpcs: No it can't. But I can hear him saying it again when I read it :oD

There's a lot of things I'd fix with duct tape.

Forget death penalty by state, what about by crime?

@kylecpcs: I LOVE that Ron White monologue. Laugh my ass off every time I hear it. Never gets old.

Hmmmmm..... this has never happened to me on my MyVerizon account, oddly enough...

@pseudorocket: Of course there's a reason to order today. So the Apple fanboys can tell all their friends "I was one of the first to preorder!"

iPhone meets origami....

iPhone meets origami.....

iPhone meets origami.....

Like the average-looking people on dating sites don't have ENOUGH self-esteem issues as it is?