I have a friend who was told by her father that she was allergic to chocolate, so she never had any until she had some by accident. (In a cookie or something I think.). Once she discovered that she was in fact not allergic, she’s been eating it ever since.

She’s gotten in hot water a couple times over instagramming pictures of Rocco - showing him with booze, referring to him as the n-word - which is hardly protecting her kids from media commentary on their lives.

SO scary! I hope your health is improving.

Yep.

A friend of mne, who was not allowed to eat chocolate or white sugar growing up, gained 50 lbs when she discovered real chocolate.

It sounds like hell, but you can’t argue the results. Madonna’s body and stamina are pretty impressive for any age, let alone 57.

I don’t know why all these health nuts seem so entirely clueless about the fact that one diet does not fit all people. Honestly, if you know so goddamn much, why don’t you know *that*?

It sounds exhausting. Who has the strength/time/anger to maintain that tight lid of control over their kids 24/7? I mean, I guess she’s raising perfect kids with the perfect body fat ratio but as a mom I just want to take those kids out for some ice cream and a Steven Universe marathon.

Madonna sounds very like my mother / birthing unit, who is a horrendous health freak who banned salt and sugar on “health” grounds. Skip forward 30+ years, I’m in hospital (yet again) and have extremely low blood pressure (yet again). Last three visits I’ve been told to up my salt intake to get said blood pressure up,…

Stop peeping on me!

There should be. But the reality is that when it comes to public opinion, mothers are always doing it wrong.

My asshole cat will pee on any laundry left out on the floor or anywhere she can reach. It has to be hung up or in a hamper. That cured us of leaving laundry out! Want her? I'll sub her out for 6 month contracts. ;)

Sounds Crawford-esque to me.

“Sweets and chocolate are outlawed, along with dairy products, salt and preservatives. TV is banned and Lourdes got an iPhone only after turning 15. If the kids leave clothes on the floor, the items are taken away.”

Deep down inside - aren't we all?

He looks like he’s surprised that he’s a Hemsworth brother.

Sweets and chocolate are outlawed, along with dairy products, salt and preservatives

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

The problem is one many huge artists have they hit a certain point and they have no idea what their audience likes anymore because they are so rich they don’t know any regular people and are surrounded by sycophants.

yep, but its going to be the 4th album ignorant white people like the ones working at Jezebel have heard and cared about