Oh god, that’d be the best ending to an extra absorbent clot filled day for sure!

That could work.

That anti-Islamic people continue to think that bacon is to Muslims as kryptonite is to Superman is so hilarious.

1. I enjoy that Fayyaz Raja is as amused by this lame attempt as I am.

Great. Can I wrap a used tampon around the door to a gun shop?

Is it bad that I chortle in glee when the Orange Nightmare impales Jeb! with his bombast?

Oh, there’s a Marvin. Is there EVER a Marvin.

He’s the one who mostly kept quiet and wears glasses, so we all thought he was the smart one.

It means that Jeb has no answers so he reverts to an old and worn out one-liner that has no real world meaning. It is also a convenient way to blame the citizens for the police brutality and lack of accountability for killing children and grandmothers.

trying to rebuild trust from the bottom up.

I think he’s sailed along on that false rumor for long enough now.

I could maybe buy that with pre 9/11 W., but this asshole is a miserable asshole. He’s stupid and mean, but he also seems genuinely miserable, which is not much consolation, but some.

I’m glad he did this, I don’t want him getting a last minute surge by positioning himself as a “moderate” Trump alternative that left leaning folks who can’t stand Hillary and aren’t liberal enough for Bernie could go to. He’s a Bush, and as vile as his brother. Trump’s circus has just muted him. Good luck jackass.

What a monstrously cruel and ignorant thing to say. He’s such a vile, ugly person. It must be horrible to be him.

Gonna place the blame for that squarely on the one side.

Obama is a statesman of another time. He truly cares about people, he’s incredibly sincere, and he has more class than most.

There is something about watching President Obama interacting with little kids that makes me believe he is a fundamentally good human being.

Rubio? Oh lordy that would be sad.

Barack Obama is certainly the most photogenic president.

I love these photos. President Obama is a very handsome man, and a fine statesman. I love him and his family.