Who the hell makes time to put this together? I have a ton of shows and books to get caught up on plus my creative stuff. There are way better uses of time.

I was still undecided on who my primary vote would go to but I think Bernie has won it now.

I dunno guys. I’m starting to feel the Bern. He is a breath of fresh air. Is it crazy to think he could really pull this thing off? (According to polling he currently has a higher chance of beating Trump than Hillary)

I’m pretty sure he goes by the username WeekendAtBernies2016 on WSHH.

Considering Muslims are extremely backwars when it comes to rape, are you really fine with bringing over thousands of refuggees who think any woman that is raped should be punished?

“I think that Michelle Obama’s on Ellen more than I am”

He’s used to shade, what with being in Chris Farley’s shadow for 20+ years. Oh, and John Ritter’s shadow, come to think of it. Doesn’t he have any live people to exploit?

David Spade thinks

I think David Spade should realise he’s over 50 and stop using terms he’s far too old to use.

Question: has “thirsty” officially jumped the shark?

You’re the president, you’re above all of us. You’re above stars, you’re above everything.

This little shit thinks he has room to talk about “thirsty”?

He’s using media to promote policies. It’s smart. It’s bringing the policy discourse to people who might not be engaged.

“The Saturday Night Live alum, who most recently starred in Adam Sandler’s The Ridiculous 6 and Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser...”

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

Um, maybe you’re the thirsty one David Spade. Nobody gives any sort of fuck what you think about basically anything.

Setting a fire to a Mosque, it's nice to have a change of pace every once in a while . I am sure setting fire to Black churches was becoming so redundant .

“Welcome to America. It gets better.” —-card on gift basket of flowers and fruit sent by The We Know How Crazy White People Get Association of Black People in America.

Wonder if it’s the same fuckwit who tried to torch Bill Clinton’s boyhood home, too...