Let’s play a game. It’s called Reasons Why This is Sexist, Not the Product of Capitalism.

Powerful stuff Greg. I’m glad you didn’t leave for The Undefeated ESPN Stats and Info

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

tweets without comment is not evisceration and i think this woman is hilarious honestly

that’s what i mean.... truly makes u think

Last night, guacamole with fried egg. It did not end well.

You surely understand that this is fiction, not reality, and that liberties are expected to be taken?

nyt shade FOR SURE

I was gonna say Natrone Means!

This CAPE!!!

It’s worth noting that Grantland was virtually the only site not to run the “Watch Jon Stewart absolutely DEMOLISH...” stories that are responsible for a shockingly huge quantity of traffic on other sites.

The butthurt is strong down in the grays today.

Well, there goes my whole “Simmons to Deadspin” wish.

Juliet & Jacoby v. Weaver & Juzwiak — who ye got?

A number of people have already mentioned this, but this game had one of the crappiest Strategy Guides ever made. It relied heavily on PlayOnline. Basically every page of the guide would have one to five little boxes. They would say something like,

I though FFXII's plot was a welcome change from the usual "insane villain destroy world!" thing they'd been doing since Kefka happened. More localised and focused on the characters and a ground-level conflict rather than world-spanning ancient powers of DOOM.

I don't THINK most people have ab-shaped intestines. But I'm not a medical expert.