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Bad style is fair game, sorry.

I work at a Japanese company and my co-workers do the same thing to me. They've attempted to set me up with every Japanese guy in the office between the ages of 20 and grandpa. So awkward to always be sat next to some lonely desperate guy at company parties.

And manicure, and outfit, and makeup, and jewelry, and expression… this woman looks like piggish entitlement personified.

It’s not her looks it’s her style/persona overall. The haircut, dye job, exaggerated expression, makeup, jewelry, outfit, “backwards fucking misinformed beliefs.” It’s all very entitled upper-class out-of-touch middle-aged white Republican lady. The “can I speak to a manager” type, every server’s least favorite type

My roommate is bi-polar, and while I am trying to be sensitive to what she is going through, I am very quickly losing my patience. She vacillates between being extremely clingy (crying and begging me to let her sleep on the floor of my room), to outright abusive (threatening suicide to make a point to me). I feel like

Kthx? Are you a scene kid who time traveled from 2006?

She has “can I speak to a manager” face.

I was a heavy drinker and drug-doer but not in a cool teen way but in a sad lonely divorced middle-aged man dissatisfied with his life way.

Lol I got two weeks detention for skipping lunch to sleep in the library. RIP teenage fun.

At my school I was considered one of the lazy ones because I was only in 4 AP classes.

I feel like I missed out of being a teen because of the stress of school. I had to wake up at 4:00am to commute to school, classes lasted from 7:00am to 4:15pm, then it was another 2 hour commute back. Basically all I did from 14-18 was PSATs and Xanax. No fingerbanging for me.

For real. Jez has a raging hate boner for Ariana Grande just for being small and overly cutesy. but Azealia Banks goes full psycho talking about Jewish conspiracies and no one cares.

I knew her in high school. She is 100% bipolar. I have no doubt about it.

Yeah. I had never read the quote about her wanting to date/kiss Drake. In light of that quote it really seems like she took advantage of a situation where he would be particularly vulnerable.

I mean, Madonna’s age and status do create kind of an unequal power dynamic. Drake is super famous and rich but he’s not an ~icon~ like Madonna.

He looks like his mouth was just assaulted by an aggressive banana slug.

Sweet little Noun, prince of seal point cats!

I demand more photos of that fluffy angel cat.

I would love to get an e-reader, but I’m such a dope I know I’d somehow manage to break it or lose it. At least if I drop a old school book in the bathtub I can get a new one for $0.75 on Amazon.

Exactly! Grande wears the same stuff and has the same shtick as Taylor Swift and Katy Perry but she’s the only one getting called a baby hooker.