I know -that's such a horrible fucking thing to say. The fact that the issue of how old she looks is such an issue gets to an underlying belief that apparently it's ok to rape women in some cases.

It's because the USC team is the Trojans.

"The content [of the e-mail] is contrary to everything [Kappa Sigma stands] for ...". If this email is real, than clearly that statement is false. They not only have members that think like this, they have so many of these members that it's a subculture of the frat at a minimum. It would have been much more genuine…

I think you'd have to be pretty unaware to not know what a monster he is. The guys been sponsoring terrorism for decades. Just because the US and other governments have been getting back in bed with him recently doesn't mean that anyone with a brain can't tell that he's an insane megalomaniac.

Nice! Cute clothes, and I really like that they start at size 10. Most plus size starts at 14, which is a size or two bigger than I wear. Clothing lines in the "misses" category go up to a 14 usually but I always feel that they are designed on a size 4 model, and then just enlarged up without a lot of thought to how…

It was so cute how Anne Hathaway put on a show in her basement and everyone in her family gushed at how t a l e n t e d she is!

I get you!

Little would one suspect that her scarf is made from the pubic hairs of 10,000 virgin interns - plucked one-by-one. And her boots are cut from the bellies of fetal lambs. If it's not excruciating, it's not worth wearing.

I hate that every time I visit I see the same articles. I glance at the screen I see nothing new that catches my eye, and then I look at the mostly plain-text list of other articles on the right, and think, "meh". I'm all for change, and I wasn't particularly fond of the old Jezebel, but in case anyone at Gawker is…

@SmallAndMighty: That's like most of the items on the GQ list - nice, but more appropriate if someone came home from shopping and said they picked you up some paper plates, or laundry soap...not exactly important occasion gifts.

@poppy: @sweetbeans: Oops! I just realized what "fringe" was. My bad.

@poppy: The cat whisperer is Julie Klausner, not Laraine Newman.

One year my dad gave my grandmother sponges for her birthday. Sponges. It became one of those family legends that 20 years later people were still talking about.

In NY a waitress yelled at me for not noticing she had brought me the wrong breakfast, and then picked up my plate while I was eating and started cleaning the table with ammonia.

@Kit Cloudkicker: This made me so happy today when I was at work - you have no idea.

I hope he chokes to death on Glenn Beck's pubic hair.

@ladyragnell: Thank you for making me laugh and therefore preventing me from throwing up.

@marvel girl: He probably thinks it's a "big word".

@passthegoofyball: @rachaelemma: This is another case of Jezebel new style where inflammatory lead-ins are followed by a weak, gossipy-sounding "story".

@Birthday Girl: I loved everything except for the RDJ joke because it was old material - which made it just mean, rather than funny-mean like all the other jokes.