@sequined: Thank you. I read those articles when they came out and have been trying for several months to remember where I read them.
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@onestrawplz: I believe she contacted the police because she came home to a ransacked apartment where her roommate was locked in her bedroom not responding. It would have been strange to call the consulate at that point. After the police arrived and the body discovered she would have been in shock and it's not…
@Breathe: best comment of the year
@Asha L Kydd: She had the miscarriage at home and put the fetus in a jar so she could take it to the hospital.
@Radiochicky: At first I thought, "so, he sits down while he pees?" and then I was like, ohhhhhhhh I get it. Really?!
@BellaBellini: "Umbilical cord" also comes to mind a lot when
@sweetbeans: I have no idea what's going on with all the hyper
@JZee: I think it's just the "ultra" size that was discontinued. At
What I'm going to say is really gross, so if you don't like that kind of thing, stop reading now..........seriously.
@Miss Suka: That's also a "camp bath" - either that or camping turns me into a whore. :)
@vaginadentata: OMG, that's priceless.
A friend of mine used to say she took a "French shower". Which is to say she got up and spritzed herself with cologne.
She'll need to try harder to get our seal of approval.
@Jellybish: I had to log in just so I could heart you for that.
@NoodlePress: Is that a cat sweater? I like her tummy. My sweet kitty died last year - I'll miss her forever.
@anuran001: I guess it's been a long time since I've been out there....or since I first got out there. Going off what I seen on TV is probably not a good idea. After all these are the same sex scenes where people wake up the next morning and have pillow talk without the reality of morning breath....
She's funny because she talks about dicks and shaved assholes!
@anuran001: I think it was easy to connect the dots back in the 70's, but there's a lot of carry-over today. Sex in the media is a particular pet peeve of mine. Sex studies going back decades have shown that the majority of women can't orgasm from penetration alone (some say only 5% of women can). Yet there's hardly…
@Michael Bauser: That's totally legitimate, though. I mean just think how much better sex would be for both men and women if we didn't have all this crap to deal with.