@boxspelunker: CREDO Mobile. [bit.ly]

@BrilliantCorners: Hearted back. I used to have to tip-toe around my dad when I was a kid. He's mellowed out now, but he used to be the dad that all my friends were afraid of. I also lived with a roommate who worked nights, which left me tip-toeing around our apt during the day. Tip toeing sucks. After that I lived…

@jianna: I did that - twice.

@BrilliantCorners: Wow, that sucks. You're probably right to keep quite - that shit is bad enough without someone yelling at you on top of it. I hope you can at least take some sanity breaks with us here on Jez.

@angelheadedhipster: Wow. I just watched a video of that on YouTube - you are a bad-ass!

@badmutha: That's some dangerous territory.

@filthygorgeous: It's totally sad sack. Bad wigs, corny poses, and those afghans - is this a fashion shoot or the catalog for Bed, Bath & Beyond?

@filthygorgeous: Exactly what I was thinking - what a sad ANTM-esque photo shoot.

"...the unique mind of Europe's leading cat photographer..." pure marketing magic.

@CassandraSays: Cripes. I was hoping your story would end with, "...and so I waited for them after show and kicked them in the nuts" Or some sort of Hit Girl type action.

@creme egg: I think some of these posts are well-intentioned, but that in their zeal to promote realness they forget that they are sidelining a human being. But I also agree that in a lot of cases we need to take a second look at why we are scrutinizing to begin with.

@creme egg: This is so true. I felt this especially when the "original" Jennifer Aniston photos were put out a few weeks back. Not only did they seem clearly fake, but picking apart a person in a public format felt cruel. And here with Madonna, all these red arrow pointing to various parts of her body is dehumanizing.

@chancentrate: agreed. to say that her nose was thinned or her veins removed is guesswork. Obvoiusly some retouching was done. But, someone's nose at one angle can look totally different if you move 10 degrees to the left. Also, some of the "unretouched" photos show veins in her hands and some show smooth hands, so…

@smmo: I thought it was weird last season that the judges didn't call Irena out for her cheating accusations. If it were true then someone should have gone home, and if it was not true then she should really have been reprimanded for making repeated slanderous accusations.

@spiraloflife: Yeah. I think Mondo's secret is either that he knew someone was cheating, or it will be something totally unrelated to the cheating issue - like, he's got diabetes and he didn't want anyone to know.

@margeh: Remember last week when they showed clips of Tim telling someone they couldn't forfeit? As if some big development was going to occur, and then it turned out to be something he said almost in passing to Valerie?

@midwestdesigner: I thought I was going to hate him at first, but I ended up loving him. There are so few people on that show who seem like they have the ability to be humble.

Valerie needs to go home. Bad. I think she's adorable, but she's only made a couple things that worked. I would much rather see more from Casanova, Michael D, or Kristin.

@nolemonomelon: Ditto. And I thought the judges would rip her apart for that sad, mumsy ready-to-wear look.

@buttoned: In a land "where Gretchen's bangs make sense" - now I heart you.