So, her friends are all vapid idiots?

As a 36 A, I guess that makes me a flat fatty. Oye! Well, Margaret, if it makes you feel any better, VS makes almost none of their pretty or sexy bras in an A cup. They used to, but now it seems like you have to be a B or C to get the good stuff.

@dismantledwoman: I thought she couldn't move them because of the Botox, but maybe it was the collagen or a combination. But then there was the Botox forehead. I'm not feeling very judgy about it, but it had to make me wonder why she would as an actor immobilize her face so much.

@genevievep: The mother of Janine was so horrible - the voice-overs of her talking about how it's their special mother-daughter time while on the screen she's dragging her crying daughter around by the arm.

Dude in the pink shorts has been hypnotized by her awesomeness. Either that or he's paralyzed with rage. Either way, Pammy has herself some powers.

@TastyBites: Yeah. Whether or not you spend a bunch of timing during your engagement planning a wedding and shopping for a dress, there are also all the practical details to figure out, like who's got the better bed and who's is going to end up in the yard sale. And then there's all the mental planning, and easing…

Polanski's lucky he's behind the camera instead of in front of it. I think a lot of people wouldn't see his work no matter how brilliant he was if his talent was acting, and not directing.

Congratulations, indeed! And, speaking from the perspective of someone who was in it for the love, and not a diamond I'd say that engagement is an essential period of planning for you new life.

And so begins a new career for Jaime Aullon, former funeral home worker.

@thebutton19: How will you sleep? How will that funeral home worker sleep?! Yikes.

@stacyinbean: Those were literally my exact thoughts. LOVED her.

I don't know that I agree that this issue is "enormous PR victory for airlines", but certainly it's a policy that rarely receives coverage - in this case only because it's a celebrity. I have a sad feeling that what people will take away from the Kevin Smith story is "Kevin Smith is fat." But in reality everyone knows…

@BlondeGrlz: Ha! I totally thought that was Keira at first glance.

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: I agree. The originals are much more compelling. But, as I learned on Project Runway last night, the cover has to be really bright and stand out on the magazine stand, just like that turquoise bridesmaids dress that Heidi will be wearing in April.

@HallelujahRIP: I wish I could live in your reality.

@sweetbeans: its...

Oh, there is most definitely a sexual taint, and a smelly one at that.

@ElsieDinsmore: Well, maybe I'm too cynical, but I think that kind of thing is par for the course in the entertainment world - maliciousness, intolerance, back-stabbing, and whatever else it takes to get ahead and stay ahead.

@Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Touche! As if there wasn't a line a mile long of worthy actors wanting to be on that cover. I only even recognize three of the women featured on the cover. I like that they are supporting lesser-known actors, but in that case why not widen their scope a bit?

The Flo TV ad is pathetically hack. Oh, har, har, a men-and-shopping joke! You'd think if someone was going to pay that much money for a superbowl ad they'd at least go for something more creative.