@Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: @Jill7: But why on the back of his head? Isn't that curved line coming down below his hairline his ear?

What is that on the back of his head? Is it a reference to colonial-era ponytails?

This qualifies as art.

Could the photographer be any closer? He must have been running backwards while two paces in front of her.

@Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203): Evolution, foiled again!

mid-sneeze.

Are there any celebrities who aren't playing on some tropical beach this month? Not like I'm jealous, or anything. I've got my crappy job to focus on, after all.

@eve804: That is so SICK...and I love it.

@lippybug: I agree with your point, but what I don't like about what he's saying is that people are "forcing" women to be interested in action flicks. Could he consider that there are female action heroes because there is a real interest from some women? I think a lot of the films featuring female leads (Electra,…

Was totally a Wonder Woman nut as a kid. Am totally an action movie fan as an adult. My favorite all-time movie? Jurassic Park, followed by Star Wars. Women and men alike have been stereotyped by the entertainment industry - duh. All I can say is, as a young girl I re-wrote my favorite movies to incorporate female…

What exactly did he expect from these two jack-offs who he let mooch off of him for years? He practically created them, and now he's upset that they're tallentless hacks trying to live off his name? Damn straight, miniature violins.

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): All hail the Queen of the Quips!

I'd like to thank Vera Wang for not wearing makeup, and for continuing to be herself as she gets older. Seriously. There's nothing more attractive than someone who is comfortable with who they are.

You'd think she went on his show to talk about herself - not someone else's boyfriend. I give her an A for being a good sport.

Slavery in this country is not limited to immigrants bringing people in from overseas. There's a long history of this in places like Florida and Texas where migrant workers are kept against their will by farm and factory owners who sometimes even have the cooperation of local law enforcement. Workers get in "debt" to…

Another guy who got his degree from the school of "women are shallow, self-centered bitches that wouldn't put out for me because I was too nice".

@Kivrin: not to be confused with toe-fucking.

@cardboardbelt: Well, I guess if the New Yorker ran a story about how someone liked to run people over with their car, and in the same issue ran an editorial suggesting that some people liked to be hit by cars, then I would say that "sort of seems like they are rubber-stamping that type of encounter."

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): I don't really think it's the novel that should be scrutinized. Unless they are suggesting that rape fantasies shouldn't be written about, which I don't think a lot of people would agree with. Rather, it's Cosmo's choice to publish it that is bothersome. I'm not sure how I feel about that…

Between Mischa and Kat Von D is all the headband I ever need to see.