I think the best advice you can give a virgin (girl or guy) is to relax and not expect too much of yourself the first time. Good sex takes time to learn. Guys are notorious for not knowing where the clit is, and girls too often are too shy to show them. Honey, you're doing the both of you a huge disservice by keeping…

@TaraIncognita: exactamundo. I like to think of it as the Mrs. Doubtfire syndrome. They should just leave well enough alone.

@BADMUTHA: that reminds me of those [match.com] commercials where all the couples look like they're related.

I must be the only person who saw Grim Prairie Tales - the western horror flick featuring a girl who eats men alive with her vaj. After which she appears pregnant until she's finished digesting him. Yummers!