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sweetasspartame

Oh my GOD, we’re from the same tribe!

You just keep hitting home runs with these fucking comments, boo.

Can we elect her as queen and roast Paula Deen over a fire at the commencement party or is that too 14th Century England?

Nobody likes a Negative Nancy

This gif will never get old, man

1) Stir It Up is a great song

Did you just come up with that shit? Even if you didn’t that was fuckin’ hilarious.

That was pretty goddamn funny.

I was a functioning substance abuser for a long time and eventually it got to the point where high or loaded was pretty much my baseline and people never knew I was on something/had been drinking since 8 am. Maybe the same applies here?

The combination of this comment and your username is just aces.

I’m pretty sure I have this. Can someone please explain this to the people who keep telling me I smell like vodka? I’m not day drinking. It’s that gut fermentation thing. Ok?

It actually gave me a decent amount of respect for Kim Kardashian (stay with me here) when I found out she was Paris Hilton’s personal assistant. I would rather eat worms.

And people think internet debates can’t be civil.

Hahahaha!

omg I’m not the only person who feels this way.

Yeah, I don’t think it’s a slam against her transition. She is in fact their dad. They have a mom. I imagine she would tell them if she didn’t want to be called dad anymore.

They use female pronouns, but call her dad/father. I can understand that...Being a dad isn’t what’s on the outside, you know? I imagine if she wanted to be called mom, she would tell them. It seems like they all truly respect and accept her transition.

I am snuggled up with a blanket, drinking vodka straight from the bottle, and I just downloaded KUWTK season 11. I never really watched the show before but this article and the comments convinced me I MUST.

I’m 25 and I fucking love fraggles. DOWN IN FRAGGLE ROCK!!!!

This is so me but replace pizza with 3 shots of vodka followed by pizza.