They were both drunk and unprofessional. Not feeling the outrage with this one.

Seriously! And she has fucking breast implants. I have nothing against showing off one’s knockers- I don’t think I own a bra that isn’t a cleavage enhancing one. But I don’t say, “OH MY GOD HOW OFFENSIVE!” if someone says I have nice breasts.

She has implants...

He is the worst for other reasons, but she took off her top and she has breast implants. Come on. Do you really think she was offended? She was prancing around topless. And I say this as someone who is a sex-worker.

Kind of related but not really: My older brother is a fuckin’ scary badass. He’s a very skilled fighter, he did time and literally had to fight to survive. One night we got really drunk and uh, chemically enhanced. We’re in a bad part of town and he decides he wants snacks. He puts his hair in a ponytail on top of his…

S/he got super salty super fast over nothing lol

I’m eating a chicken wing as I type this: Chill the fuck out. Horse races are fucking lame.

As long as we still have Nathan Fillion.....He can’t be from the dark side as well....HE JUST CAN’T.

Agree to disagree. :)

I feel like this is the right time to try to bring back ROFLCOPTER

MAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sure, but she has a completely different build than the other girls (who I think are also beautiful) and different facial features. She’s a Jenner, not a Kardashian.

He looks like my 14 year old cousin but with more tattoos. I don’t even mean that as a slam. I don’t think Bieber is ugly, he just looks like a kid.

o_o

STOP. THE NEW YEAR HAS BEEN HARD ENOUGH FOR ME.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The funny part is he constantly tell me to get over the past and live in the present. And that I think the world “owes me an apology”. I don’t think the world owes me an apology, I have fucking PTSD. I feel like saying, “Sorry if the memories I have aren’t all cheery like yours for fuck’s sake.” I didn’t grow up with…

Duct tape??? I don’t do braless.

I wish he would just wither up and go away. The actual Paris Hilton isn’t even relevant anymore. How is this man still showing up with famous people?

John Mayer grosses me out so much. His music, his personality, his face, his hair, his general ESSENCE. HE’S JUST GROSS.