That’s so cute. “...Oh...”

He freaked me the fuck out with all the ass-raping by proxy stuff on Sons of Anarchy!!!

YES

I’m way too disappointed. More than is normal.

“If you CAN handle me at my worst you are definitely enabling me to be a violent drunk.” - Me

Seriously. Are we sure this is not satire?

My apologies for the typos. I was drunk.

lmfao

Hahaha. I was a nanny for 3 years for a Jewish family. The little girl was 3 years old and had been given a Santa lego figurine by some well-meaning family friend and she became OBSESSED with the idea of Christmas and Santa. Her older brother who was 5 snapped at her, “SANTA IS NOT REAL. NEITHER IS GOD. SO YOU MIGHT…

My sister is such an asshole- she knew what she was getting for Christmas because she was old enough to just ask my parents for what she wanted. Then she tool in upon for 14 year old self to tell my 10 year old self I was getting 3 Law & Order boxed DVD sets. Because how dare I get a surprise. WHAT A BITCH. I fucking…

I’m not doing Santa with my kids. It was genuinely traumatic for my sister to admit Santa was not real. I swear to God, she’s 28 and still hasn’t fully accepted it. I’m going to do a tree and celebrate and the whole shebang, but I’m not going to tell them Santa is real. I think I’ll tell the story as a fable of sorts…

Your baby seems adorable. I had a similar experience as a child. We had this Santa Clause doll that moved and lit up when plugged in. HE TERRIFIED ME. He was about my height at 3 years old. Once I was old enough to realize he wasn’t an evil goblin that was watching my every move and surely going to slaughter me in my…

I am quite afraid and shitting multiple bricks indeed. I would rather have anal sex every day for a year than have Trump in office. Let me tell you: buttsex is far from my favorite thing.

That escalated quite rapidly.

I believe she was being snarky, son.

Hahahahahahhaa

That is the worst. Want to bone but hate. I think my mother told me that’s a grudge fuck.

Nor should you, dear. Nor should you.

She is curvy in my opinion. Curvy doesn’t mean fatass. If your knockers and ass are bigger than your waist, you’re curvy. I’m sick of people thinking curvy is a synonym for being overweight.

I could be completely wrong. I love Lady Gaga because of her great music, but I also like her dancing and sexy costumes. My cousin (also female) and I used to watch her videos when we were younger and couldn’t believe how gorgeous she was and how good she looked. Maybe that is not a common experience though!