Y'all need to understand how a nice Southern lady talks. "I guess she's full bosomed." translated really is more like "She has absolutely no qualifications other than a somewhat larger than average chest that is but a shadow of my own".

As far as I am concerned, she could be covered in scales and be hiding Maleficent-like wings, and I would still love her. Dolly is awesome.

Obvs.

There aren't "no fit people." There are middle aged moms and old saggy men alongside guys and girls w/ giant muscles. The point is, many ppl who have never worked out at a gym are very intimidated to go bc they don't want to feel fat or stupid not knowing what they're doing, and it's working.

If you need me, I'll be watching the Beliebers meltdown on twitter about Justin's HATERZ!

Maybe Hallmark would take it if the tag is still on it? I noticed they sell that stuff. Although if they did you would probably only get store credit. You can stock up on Precious Moment figurines. You're welcome.

Maybe you should cut his brake line, watch as he plunges into a river, then ask whether he still thinks it's a bad idea.

See, to me they look like how I remember the lights looking as a kid. I know it's not now they actually looked, but they approximate the exaggerating effect of remembering your childhood, back when your parents were ten feet tall, the hill out back was a mountain, and the lights on the Christmas tree shone like the…

Multicolored lights/big bulbs is the only way to do it. All other lights can step the fuck off.

Loretta!

If they're judgmental you don't want to take those classes. I've found most adult classes, of just about any level, to be welcoming if the teacher is welcoming. The students will act accordingly, and you can take beginning tap without knowing what flap ball-change even means. Just call around and ask a few studios…

Loves this

Thank you! I also went to a christian school most of my school going days and it was insane the amount of body/slut shaming. We were responsible if a boy was leering at us, we were responsible to keep their faith and all that other bullshit.

There I was, a perfectly heterosexual (though chaste) woman with a library card. I checked out the book, never suspecting the devastating effect it would have on my life. The content of the book itself was no problem, but when I turned to the author's biography, I suddenly saw the words that changed me forever: he…

Oh, you get frustrated, do you? You know what's actually frustrating? Having debilitating fucking menstrual symptoms. Ten years ago, my cramps were so severe I spent the first 48 hours of every menses vomiting up bile between bouts of violent liquid pooping. Pop an ibuprofen? I wish! The amount of red…

I have watched every episode from seasons 3-5 to death - it's my happy place - and although my first reaction to this was "NOOOOOO!" tom haverford style, now that I've thought about it I agree. The only thing worse than your favorite show ending is it dying a slow, painful, embarrassing death. Hopefully this will be…

I'm alright with this too, with the same important condition that it means the show is over as well. There can be a couple of episodes where they coast it out without Chris and Ann, but if the ensemble cast is slowly dismantled that'll just be way too sad. I love Leslie, but she's way too shrill of a character (even…

I know! Ann is kind of bland on her own, but that's because she's usually playing the straight man to somebody else in an incredibly important way! And her and Leslie's relationship is probably the most important on the show, and definitely one of the funniest. Chris is hilarious, but the show can survive without…

Well I'm so glad I'm not the only one who wears the fuck out of my favorite flats until they look like they carried me through the scorched Earth war zone in the Terminator movies.

YES. YES TO ALL OF THIS. I will NEVER, EVER go to a water park. You're basically going to PAY MONEY to spend a day barefoot and half naked walking around in a giant public bathroom, swimming around in giant public toilets and sliding down slides made out of dirty baby changing tables only to land in the public…