What?! This movie was highly enjoyable and Tom Cruise and his wig were campy, scenery-chewing perfection. I gotta say, I’ve been visiting this site since it launched but I think I’m done. Between that ghastly “breaking quarantine for dick” article and the current writers’ insistence on writing entire articles sneering…

Um... that’s not how this works.

Have the nurses considered showing up for work with loaded guns? I hear that’s how you get your state reopened no matter what medical science and common sense might say. Maybe they can get some better safety gear that way.

A lot of folks are fetishizing first responders as a way to draw attention away from their being constantly under protected and underfunded.

Can we please stop with depressing SNS articles? They used to be cute or funny stories. Now we are on week two of obituaries. More Fiona, less death, please.

It’s also going to be a killer ad I bet the Biden campaign and/or some third party group has already produced.

“I don’t take responsibility at all.”

Lard Belly would kick a thousand ill virus patients into an open grave to improve his golf lie, his one and only concern is that stock market, as all this “prosperity” is literally his entire “platform”. You can see the panic on his face, he’s finally being forced to deal with a situation he can’t just tweet about.

Hey odango atama, play that “Curb Your Enthusiasm” music please...

Ugh, I hate when I standard or mini poodle wins. Nothing against the breeds themselves in real life, but something about those obnoxious puffballs and shaved bits really burns my biscuits. That’s not a dog, that’s a Barbie Dreamhouse pet accessory that comes with a little pink plastic comb. #neverpoodle…

I’m beginning to think WKC is fixed. Every year it seems like it’s either a poodle, a toy dog, or some kind of terrier that wins Best in Show. I’m so over it. I get it, they are being judged against the breed standard and not against each other. But all are the best of breed standard for their specific breed. I think…

It is exhausting.

I saw that meme floating around too

You change the underwear more than once a day. I think they hold two tampons worth?

1. Sky diving

I have no plans whatsoever for the new year and as much as I would like to be out doing something outrageous on New Year's Eve, I know it ain't happening. I will journal more this year, continue to thin out clutter and be generally more efficient in life. That's the ideal, anyway... 

Pro tip 

And if you never watch your performances, how do you ever get better?

She does the family finances and she’s horrified that he just bought a $2,000 exercise bike with a $500/yr subscription fee. She knows they’re upside-down on the house and all three cars, their destination wedding is still spread across their credit cards, and the HOA is making them redo the yard and the siding.

She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.