The older I get, the more I realize adulthood is just middle school with taxes.

♪ ♫ Sunshine, on my butthoooole, make me happeeeeeeee ♪ ♫ 

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

Taint that the truth.

I think the sunshine on her butthole makes it easier to pull “explanations” and “facts” out from there.

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

Kylie Morgan’s velvet turquoise dress is essentially the dress Robyn Lively’s character wore to the final dance in Teen Witch and if you have seen that movie and enjoyed it you are 100% a-ok in my book.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Can we get rid of the shity practice of posting a woman’s age right after her name like it is some fuckable expectation date ? I can think of about 900 better things to describe Reba than how old she is.

Isn’t this the classic example brought up by ammosexuals about how you “need” a gun?  - Just in case you are home alone and there is some weirdo creeping around your windows at night?

It’s fucking Texas where they let every Tom, Dick, and Harry carry a gun but when it’s a Black person it’s an excuse for shooting them dead even when the cop is there uninfuckingvited.

I’m glad you have never met a sociopath. They can be charming. If all monsters looked like monsters everyone would be safe.

“I’m always super surprised by people married to predators who don’t seem to realize it. How much interalized misogyny must someone have before they accept some behaviour is beyond the pale.”

I was too late with my submission last year, so here goes...

I’m doxxing myself because my friends all know this story. I waited until daytime to write it because it scares me so much.

One other thing -- I’ve stopped buying from Amazon -- their carbon footprint is hideous. I know people who are housebound/in ill health/ don’t have access to certain products find it a godsend, but if you can, walk to the drugstore instead of ordering floss....

What is tiresome? Her message? Too bad (although you did say it was spot on) . Media coverage? Turn it off. That you have been frustrated in not being heard? Is that her fault? Because she “parrots” data by others? Like she has said repeatedly: I don’t want you to listen to me - I want you to listen to the science,…

I’m not saying you should grab your MIL’s nipples and give them a good working over while staring directly at her and hissing “I REALLY FEEL WE’RE BONDING” but...I’m not not saying that.

“oops, my bad”

Fuck this guy. His self-hatred was toxic enough to put countless lives in danger

I know we’ve complained about this before but it’s very difficult to read these articles when you don’t describe the people left to right. ESPECIALLY because we’re all old as shit and don’t know who any of these people are. 

Just say, “Thanks. My grandpa just died. He looked a lot like you.” Then smile.