“My favorite ballsplayer was Babe Bruth. For your health.”

Nintendo still hasn’t found what they were looking for.

Trivial obsession over fictional characters and who they’re fucking is incredibly weird.

‘Shippers, aka, people with too much time on their hands and a severe lack of social skills.

Jay: “Hey, Siri. Call DEA.”

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

Not to worry, the Raven fans will continue to be antagonizing DBs.

Since he was suspended for a full year, we know the answer is not “his wife’s face.”

the emergency responders use their loud speakers.

Thanks Mr. Tomsula

“LeBrang Dangus” -Dr. Steve Brule

You are.

Thats a totally acceptable reaction from a 12 year old girl.

Gallant is all jimmy hats and a ride home. Goofus is raw doggin and wont call you back. Goofus is the worst, his name is a trigger for everyone of a certain age.

The black squirrel stole the show.