Biggest bummer about the Alamo? No basement.

Why do android users always have to read and comment negatively on an iPhone post? It boggles my mind. I never read an android post because I'm just not interested, and certainly not enough to comment on the post. Why do you care that someone uses/likes something that you don't?

Because she’s a lying sack of shit blackface weirdo?

Exactly.

Reposting, because fuck this noise:

As someone who went to high school there, I can’t think of any way of describing it other than this is the most Spokane thing I’ve seen in a while. I wish I was surprised. I have to say “offensive and hilarious” is a great descriptor for Spokane. It should really be the city motto.

Aside from the fact that he’s a career criminal... Han shot first.

How will my carrying a gun stop a homeless for from shitting in the train?

Where the heck do you live that pulling out your dick in broad daylight and peeing in the middle of the street is acceptable? Find an alley, bush, even just a corner out of view to do it; don’t go out of your way to walk into the middle of the road and show everyone.

Total tie. I once watched a man take a huge dump on the A train right after I got on at Fulton station. That is not a fun ride under the river to Brooklyn. Second was the Bart in San Francisco, a homeless man who decided to drop his pants right in front of my wife and wiggle his bits at her. Dude behind him was an…

For the last book, I really wanted to see what it was like living at an evil hogwarts. I want to see Neville’s Perspective, and how he developed, changed and grew throughout the series.

Draco Malfoy and He Really Wants To Go Home Now

However, they are retelling all 6 movies from R2D2 and C-3P0’s perspectives. With LEGO.

Draco Malfoy and The Detention He Didn’t Deserve in the Forbidden Forest
Draco Malfoy and His Impressive Quidditch Skills
Draco Malfoy and The Bloody Battle Against the Mighty Hippogriff
Draco Malfoy and Absolutely Nothing Happens to Him In This One And Totally Doesn’t Get Turned Into a Ferret Nope
Draco Malfoy and The…

I’m pretty sure Guardians of the Galaxy would have been even better if it was told from Gamora’s perspective instead of Starlord’s.

I want a Star Wars movie from the perspective of a young, bright eyed new Imperial recruit. A pilot, a storm trooper, a junior officer, whatever. I'd like to see someone who believes they are doing good and serving on the proper side. I want to see the propaganda and fanfare that keeps people signing up.

Spiderman-Jesus Christ mash up........... * checks coffee mug for suspicious white powders*

i had to do a double take to check if this was a sponsored post. seriously...an EXTENSION CORD deserved an article this long?? let alone deserve an article at ALL!!!?? its not even like this thing is super compact. i’ve seen these simple $1 extensions cords at dollar stores that have place for 2-3 adapters and are…

You’re obviously forgetting the 10 cent magnet you’d have to glue to the female end. A few bucks AND 10 cents pushes this one over the edge for me. I might as well just buy my own plane if I’m spending that much.

Agreed, Supernatural was one of the best five seasons of TV out there. So much writing out there about a show that ended in 2010! Its probably because it received such interesting support in filming all that fan fiction about what might have happened after that very definitive ending.