Frankly, I’d think it would be controversial largely because it seems so offensive to represent her distinctive voluptuousness with a svelte, toned body like Beyoncé’s.

I’m just picturing a fat-cat exec smoking a cigar asking if they can get Emma Stone or maybe Megan Fox to play Saartjie. Then firing the fool who points out that casting a white woman would be a bad move.

OMG YOU GUYS! I’ve traveled back in time to 2002! It must be 2002 because that was the last time someone thought casting Beyonce in a movie was a good idea. This is great, I can tell my early 20s Bus Driver to lose weight and tell my old man not to slip on the ice and get paralyzed....wait a second.....um, it’s…

That’s what socialism buys you. Bad audio feeds. And, you know, gloriously unprofitable productions of literature and not the seventh Avengers movie.

I honestly thought it was one of those cheesy History Channel productions.

“That’s a long conversation” translates as “I am not going to argue my bigoted point with you on record”.

No, it was just a poor choice of words. I’m sure that she doesn’t think any woman who has had a pregnancy is unsuccessful. She probably should’ve worded it more like “I successfully avoided pregnancy thanks to PP.”

I know this sounds a little like “why don’t you think of the men involved for once”, but really Planned Parenthood is good for everybody who is poor and wants to have safe sex. When I was a promiscuous-and-penniless student, I was able to go to Planned Parenthood for STI screenings and condoms.

Well, if we believe accusers*, then Bill Clinton is also a rapist, so there’s a chance Trump and Bill deserve each other**.

I’m sure Chels has some super secret stories only her therapist knows.

And beat her after he got hair plugs and was feeling cranky.

I can’t believe I’m even going to bother with this, but both of these men are rapist scum. But unfortunately Donald's not exactly wrong here. if you believe the victims, Hillary DID enable Bills attacks, and tried to keep everything behind closed doors. Fuck all of these people.

And he’s always just correct enough to cause controversy.

Trump is so gross. This is all for politcal gain and he doesnt give a shit about abuse victims. But, i feel like people do ignore the rape allegations aganist bill. Hillary is not responsible for bills actions and his actions shouldnt be brought up during her campaign. Bill clinton on his own, the allegations are fair…

Bill Clinton IS seedy as fuck. I can’t wrap my mind around how people were OK with his horrible behavior, especially brazenly lying to the American public. It’s indefensible.

“the ochre villain in a Veggie Tales cartoon”

pro tip: if you have a VCR or whatever, you can watch it naked and drunk EVERY night.

Seriously.

This. A thousand times this.

I lived in Times Square for many years, and for those rare NYEs that I DID stay in the area, the best part was going up to the roof, listening to everyone doing the cheering and counting down... then taking a sip of champagne and going back into my apartment to use the bathroom JUST BECAUSE…

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