I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Yorktown.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

Who knew that Porsche secretly collaborated with Ferrari on the 993.

The question really just came out wrong. What he meant to ask was:

How was the service when you were hit by a car? Were you seated quickly?

Costco hotdog

XC90 does that already

Your dad’s “solution” is the mark of an arrogant asshole with nothing better to do than waste people’s time who actually work for a living. Fuck your dad.

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

This truck is stupid, designed for rich dude-bros who will never use it as intended. Its a codpiece for the Affliction t-shirt wearer. Its a cynical cash grab from Ford.