From ‘The Twits’ - Roald Dahl.

Is that what those are? I couldn’t figure it out.

Yup. And she has falsies on the top AND the bottom lids. Who does that?

For me is the over use of the bronzer and tanner that let you know Becky’s bringing her racism.

You can tell from her makeup she ain’t right. Also her eyes are too close together.

With an added “oh I’ll wait” after being informed that he/she is on lunch.

Why does the crazy white woman have dead spiders glued to her eyelids?

That face has “can I speak to your manager” written all over it.

With that thick Paula Deen biscuits and gravy accent.

She looks like she sells Younique.

Sorry to inform you but the rules clearly state that Botox was not allowed to be used on camels.

And applied with a trowel.

CHRIST, imagine being her neighbor, watching this shit go down. How many flaming bags of dog shit do you need to leave to convince someone to move the fuck away?

If crazy had a make-up pallette, she is wearing its starter kit.

What was it about being a racist bag of shit that makes people like this literally ugly.