Haha. Stick to sports Deadspin.

SwedishChef this image is priceless and speaks for itself good job! The whole cabinet of imbeciles are delusional. KellyAnn Con-woman is an a$$h+++

I’ve never been much of a petition signer, but I have signed EVERY goddamn anti-Trump petition that has been put in front of me. Fuck you, Cheetolini. I do not consent to your hostile administration. He is NOT MY PRESIDENT.

Screw that cop, what a douche. I mean... vertical video... The nerve!

“Hold my ale, take a gander at this.”

Further proof that being a redneck is not just an American thing. There are good ol’ boys all over the world.

This is really great and timely.

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

I feel that illegal immigration is a necessary evil....hear me out. Illegals aren’t taking coveted jobs by Americans. If you want to fix it, start going after contractors and agriculture employers who hire them illegally. This keeps costs down for us whether we do home improvements or go to the grocery store. Imagine…

My cousin once drunkenly pissed into the refrigerator, thinking it was some kind of magic bathroom. Remarkably, his girlfriend at the time, who witnessed the entire incident, is still planning to marry him next month.

So I’ve been pretty busy for what seems like the last 6-7 Thursdays. So I mean this with all seriousness: is that fucking image actually something Shitbag Schilling posted to social media? Even if not, what a Cuck.

No one lives by the “Players are expendable” creed more than the New England Patriots.

Nobody wants that ol’ stretched out...(insert word/phrase of choice here).

Owning a ‘93 Explorer gives you as much right to shit on an automaker as owning a Trabant makes you a German historian.

Do most people strap it to their wrist? I’ve always just clipped it to my life vest. Gives you more freedom to to do things like punch sharks and touch container ships.

I wish there was some version of Red Zone where I could watch the game I want, and then all the commercial breaks were just filled with Red Zone.

If you’re truly dedicated, every pizza is an individual pizza.

One of my favorite jokes ever. An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all sitting at a bar, drinking pints of Guinness. A fly lands in each one. The Englishman fishes the fly out, flicks it away, and pushes his pint down the drain. The Scotsman fishes the fly out, flicks it away, and resumes drinking his…

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.