Roger Goodell is investigating one member of the grounds crew who was referred to as “The Thinner.”

I’m surprised because, for one shining moment, he didn’t have the smallest hands in the room.

If you inherit a car, you pay insurance on it. If it is a sports car, your premiums should be higher.

I don’t agree with having a draft at all (mostly because I don’t think we need near the military force we already have, and if there were a real reason to go to war that everyone agreed on, there would be plenty of volunteers), but I agree that if we have one there is no reason not to include women.

Rep. Duncan Hunter of California intended it as “gotcha amendment,” because he didn’t think liberals would vote to draft women.

ALL I NEEDED TO SEE WAS THAT IMAGE AND NOW THE SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD HELP!!!!11

That third photo with the vortexs chemtrails is fantastic

<sort of real sports take>Or, how about doing away with linemen catching the ball? No more tackle-eligible plays; no more offensive lineman declaring themselves eligible, period. I think it’d be easier on the refs to not have to keep track if an extra tackle lined up as a tight end or not (especially since they’ve…

Here I thought the Ravens were done with wife-beaters.

Other Ravens rule changes:

This is such bullshit.

This is a truck, inline 6, 3 speed top loader trans, 9" rear end and nothing else and 48 years later still doing the job......not sure what they are now besides big for no reason.

you mean maple syrup and mounties. And square wheels.

Red Lobster is in the top 10. As a native, lifelong resident of New England, I’m going to proudly recall this fact every time Deadspin takes a shot at my collective region. Red fucking Lobster. The sense of superiority this brings is like winning 15 straight Super Bowls. Thanks, guys.

Open up, wait for it, hold on. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. Swallow it, SWALLOW IT. Don’t let any of it hit the floor! Wow, You are a good girl rest of the NFL. - Love Patriots Nation.

To wash the paint right off, Pacman is taking the car to the strip club with him.

Eight children? I guess he wasn't a pulling guard.

"OK, most teens are the worst."