I know it’s not HGTV or DIY, but the best, real renovation show is This Old House. Real work, real explanations from the installers and manufacturers reps involved, helpful tips, women and people of color, and just enough “goofy Chip-like” boy goofiness to make you smile. The negative? New England accents.

South Jersey boy, living on the Cape. Pork Roll at Stop N Shop and Roche Bros. However, I’d walk right by a loaf of that greasy deliciousness for a roll in the hay with scrapple and ketchup. I’m a slut.

It wasn’t Callahan. It was Alex Reimer.

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Use the “oddly colored African Animal” service till you get a really white, shiny, new tank. use it, remove all labels, then take to hardware store to completely fill “your” brand new tank. Never ever buy a new tank!!

White guy here. No we don’t all do this, but you haven’t lived until you cover corn with water, add enough milk till you can’t see the corn, and add 3 good pinches of sugar, boil, then butter, salt, eat, and then die peacefully with a smile on your face.

Mass is the worse. Flashed at a guy slowing traffic in the left lane on 3 heading into Boston. He gave me the finger, gave me a brake job, then proceeded to do 50 in the left lane all the way to the split in Braintree. Luckily, in Mass guns aren’t easy to get. Massholes

Good one, Brah!

Thought this was a Jalop story about the latest Buick.

Massachusetts for winning sports teams! F**k off, Magary 

Kia friggin’ Amanti (used) that my wife had to have because... wait for it... “It looks like a Jag!” Comfortable, rode well, but acorns dented the hood and the airbag light was a constant. As the local Kia dealer changed owners and locations weekly, nobody wanted to take any responsibility or figure out what was…

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David, don’t think you’ll be working on the Cape Cod Dune Jeep!

My God! This IS House of Cards, with a bloated, cheeto dusted Frank Underwood!

What a load of crap.

Found this on the interwebs. Had to share.

Saw the this happen years ago coming south, downhill on 89 towards White River Jct. VT. 10 wheel Vermont DOT plow, just took a hard left and went down the embankment between the travel lanes. Luckily no one was on his left. I give large plows in snow storms a very wide birth, and as my Dad always said “The best road…

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Screw the Jets.

Fuck Wonderful Christmastime, fuck McCartney for singing it, and fuck any radio station that plays it.