As long as our USMNT players are being selected from MLS, I don’t think we can expect our players to compete with the highest level clubs from Europe and South America. Dempsey certainly wouldn’t have grown his skills if he had stayed stateside his whole career. And Klinsmann even said as much last year. And if MLS…

The Pontiac Aztek was a better GM than Doc Rivers.

I saw 2021 and thought “Jesus, that’s like 15 years.” Math is hard.

I haven’t seen an organization distance themselves this much from a Mike Richards since the Laugh Factory.

Hopefully he can also fit a whole MLB team on his back.

I don’t often attend MLS games but when I do, my team gets fucking waxed.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mudiays.

*whom

Another year in the cellar for the Cleveland Women, though.

Dockers truthers are the fucking worst.

That’s so dumb, the pleats are there for added stretch.

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

The sun, being reborn...do you see?!

Joke’s on them for thinking a Jet will ever carry the Stanley Cup

“Cavs Supporting Cast”

There are a lot of potential difference makers sitting on the bench in this series, like Marion and Miller for the Cavs and Kendrick Perkins for the Warriors.