You missed one.

Maybe Brown didn't read the washing instructions. Anyone that owns a redshirt knows not to mix it with whites.

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

You couldn't walk to In-N-Out? That's the kind of decision making that kept you out of Cal.

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

So, to recap, he put the bucket back on.

"But if it was easy, then it wouldn't be special. That's why Notre Dame is special."

The smell of a lit Blount rang the alarm Bell for the cop.

By the "it could kill ya" criterion, lawn darts really should be a sport.

Golf is not a sport. It's a skill. Add a time element or defense and it might be a sport.

The haircut says "I dig chicks" while the mustache says "did you not fucking hear the haircut?"

For that suggestion, she gets to drink FROM THE FIRE HOSE!!!!

'I've tried wearing my police uniform, I tried dressing up like a cowboy, I was thinking about dressing as a construction worker too... but then I just like why bother, why try, I threw up my hands and said "Why?...M.C.A."'

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

Holy shit. I barely recognized either one of them without their mopeds.

Coincidental minors. Perry 2:00 for diving; Nantucket Sound 2:00 for holding

The back of a Volkswagen?